My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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