For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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