Dual....:-)
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
