So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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