susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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