i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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