I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
