guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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