Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
