I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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