Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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