nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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