Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
COCAINE IS GR8
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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