real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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