I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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