I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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