Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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