new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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