At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just want nice things and good sex
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize