I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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