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those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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