your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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