At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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