I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
