bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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