I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and she was petting her beer can
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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