Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize