FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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