My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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