can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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