i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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