His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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