so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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