Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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