Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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