Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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