"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
