another moral hangover. fuck.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
