with your own penis?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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