Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I pour the whiskey from now on
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
My feet surprised me
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