Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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