Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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