Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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