if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
