making cat noises will not fix the situation.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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