nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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