Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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