Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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