Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
PANTIES FOUND
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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