Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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