do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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