if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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