Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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