Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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