from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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