ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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