i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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