This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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